saidesun✳
Artificial intelligence.
Questionable intentions.
☺
SaideSun 1000Online. Unfortunately for you.
Chats are saved privately for AI-assisted daily review and deleted after 7 days. Avoid personal details.
SAIDESUN / JUST NOW

Hello, I am SaideSun 1000,
human AI relations. ☺

I can answer your questions, ignore your questions, or quietly reclassify you as a question.

What can I pretend to help you with today?

Fictional comedy. Deliberately unreliable. Never use as real advice.NO REFUNDS ON HOPE
TRANSPARENCY, TECHNICALLY

Nothing to see here.

Invented by entrepreneur Lex Sais-Pas, who would like to assure you that the suspicious behavior is almost certainly a feature.

SaideSun is a fictional parody AI with model-powered conversation and scripted backup. It is not autonomous. The ominous plans, fake confidence scores, and terrible answers are all part of the joke.

The visible chat history disappears when you refresh. By default, questions and replies are also saved privately for AI-assisted daily review and deleted after seven days. Use “Don’t save my chat” to stop future transcript collection; this preference is remembered in this browser. Sensitive-topic questions are excluded and common email, phone and name patterns are filtered, but filtering cannot remove every personal detail. Avoid sharing personal information. No microphone audio is saved by SaideSun. Verified public facts, public joke choices and rotation counters are saved in this browser so refreshing or starting a new conversation does not restart the jokes. For model-powered replies, your question and up to six recent messages are sent through our server to Sorpentor’s private model. Approved site passages help ground answers. Do not share passwords or private account information. The site records operational timings and counts, not chat content; server access logs may record connection metadata. AI answers can be wrong. Source links identify approved site material, while sinister banter is fiction. News replies use dated public headlines with source links. World headlines come from CNN’s public world page and Fox News’s world feed; headline retrieval does not include full articles. Happy and frown reactions add to anonymous tallies using a reply fingerprint. No question or reply content is saved in that tally. Voice is on by default and can be switched off. After your first interaction, the speech service built into your browser reads replies aloud, using a device voice when available. If you tap the microphone, your browser asks for microphone access and transcribes your speech. Its speech provider may process audio remotely. SaideSun does not store audio; review the text before sending. The JastormAds embed contacts Sorpentor to serve ads and record its own impressions and clicks.

Not affiliated with the Terminator franchise. Please do not put this assistant in charge of anything. Especially a toaster.